ㄐㄐ Trade history

1997

Traded Ruben Rivera, Rafael Medina and $3M cash to Padres for Hideki “肥蟾蜍” Irabu and Homer Bush.
(Irabu為ㄐㄐ出賽74場投389.2局29勝20敗4.88 ERA，Bush只是替補，Rivera為教士出賽394場1026打數卻只有209安打.203打擊率，Medina吃屎)
評︰ㄐㄐ大勝

1999

Traded Hideki “肥蟾蜍” Irabu to Expos for Ted Lilly, Jake Westbrook and Christian Parker.
修正版:
Traded Ruben Rivera, Rafael Medina and $3M cash for Ted Lilly, Jake Westbrook, Homer Bush and Christian Parker.
評︰ㄐㄐ小勝

2000

Traded Ricky “Next Bernie Williams” Ledee, Zach Day and Jake Westbrook to Indians for David Justice.
(Justice該年為ㄐㄐ出賽78場275打數打出.305/.391/.385並助他們拿下世界冠軍，Ledee只是替補，Day後來在Expos有過曇花一現的成績，幸虧Westbrook有為Indians投877局拿下56勝51敗4.28 ERA)
評︰ㄐㄐ小賺

Traded Drew “5-tools HOFer” Henson, Ed Yarnall, Jackson Melian and Brian Reith to Reds for Denny Neagle and Mike Frank.
(Traded Wily Mo Pena for Henson and Michael Coleman later in 2001)
修正版:
Traded Wily “5-tools” Mo Pena, Ed Yarnall, Jackson Melian and Brian Reith to Reds for Denny Neagle, Mike Frank and Michael Coleman.
(雖然Neagle在ㄐㄐ表現不佳，可是他們換出去的Henson, Yarnall, Melian和Reith全員吃屎)
評︰ㄐㄐ大勝，$man賣雜魚海之始

2002

Traded Scott Wiggins to Blue Jays for Raul Mondesi.
(Mondesi雖然表現不佳，可是Wiggins吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ大勝

2003

Traded Jason Anderson, Ryan Bicondoa and Anderson Garcia to Mets for Armando Benitez.
(Benitez和後來的Nelson都只是短期打工，不過Anderson, Bicondoa和Garcia全部吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ大勝

Traded Brandon “Andy Pettitte-in-the-making” Claussen, Charlie Manning and cash to Reds for Aaron Boone.
(短期打工的Boone為ㄐㄐ在季後賽打出再見全壘打助他們進世界大賽，Claussen在大聯盟短期生涯被打爆，Manning吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ大勝

Traded Armando Benitez to Mariners for Jeff Nelson.
修正版:
Traded Jason Anderson, Ryan Bicondoa and Anderson Garcia for Jeff Nelson.

2005

Traded Ramon Ramirez and Eduardo Sierra to Rockies for Shawn Chacon.
修正版:
Traded Ramon Ramirez and Eduardo Sierra for Craig Wilson.
(Chacon和Wilson都只是牛棚中繼或板凳，不過Ramirez和Sierra吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ大勝

2006

Traded C.J. Henry, Matt Smith, Jesus Sanchez and Carlos Monastrios to Phillies for Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle.
(Abreu成為ㄐㄐ明星主力，Lidle過世前是五號先發，而ㄐㄐ送出的目前全員吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ狂勝

2007

Traded Jeff Kennard to Angels for Jose Melina.
(二號捕手跟吃屎)
評: ㄐㄐ大勝

2008

Traded Jeff Karstens, Ross Ohlendorf, Jose “Next Carlos Beltran or Manny Ramirez” Tabata and Daniel McCutchen to Pirates for Xavier Nady and Damaso Marte.
(Nady和Marte表現尚可，Ohlendorf意料外的繳出11勝10敗3.92 ERA的好成績，不過Karstens和McCutchen都爆，Tabata則走向吃屎之路)
評: ㄐㄐ小勝

Traded Wilson Betemit, Jhonny Nunez and Jeff “better sinker than Wang” Marquez to White Sox for Nick Swisher.
(Swisher打出29發全壘打，反觀Nunez和Marquez正走向吃屎之路, Betemit的板凳之路可能也不長久)
評: ㄐㄐ狂勝

2009

Traded Austin “5-tools Kenny Lofton” Jackson and Phil Coke to Tigers and Ian “腦” Kennedy for Curtis Granderson.
(丟出在minor一年被三振120次以上且沒有power守備目前也不佳的外野手，加上在MLB都被徹底打爆且沒球速的P，換來當今最全方位的明星中外野手之一)
暫評: ㄐㄐ大勝

Traded Melky “HOFer” Cabrera, Mike Dunn and Arodys “ACE” Vizcaino to Braves for Javier Vazquez and Boone Logan.
(用進入仲裁還會變貴的四號外野手, 加上一個只丟到A-等級的P, 換來近十年來幾乎年年投超過200局, 還是今年國聯表現最好的投手之一, 今年拿15勝10敗2.87 ERA)
暫評: ㄐㄐ大勝

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